Life without football

Today is a very quiet day. No football to watch, no racing going on, no real sports to tune in on the television. UG! I have cleaned the house upstairs, and I am finishing laundry when I am done here. Maybe today we will get more done than usual. We shall see. Things here are going good. Just waiting for rainy season to be over!!!! Have a great week ya'll!

These are really funny.... at least I thought so...

READ ON:

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge
sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
decided that people were too un - trusting of this deal. It looked to
good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale
$50". The next day someone stole it. Caution! . . . . . . . . . . .
These people Vote
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has
for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that stuff". . . . . . . .She ALSO votes!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . . . .He ALSO votes!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving". . . . . . . . . She ALSO votes!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . . . .
My sister ALSO votes!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . . . . .
He ALSO votes!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
head is turned. . . . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet? ".
. . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!
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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 . . . . . . . . . Yep, he votes too.
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Now you know who elects the politicians !

The New Year!

Well, the new year has brought some promise to our family. We now will see my step sons 4 more weeks this year than we did last year!!! YEAH!! School is going ok, but I really could use another few days off just to get my house undecorated!! I can't seem to get motivated to complete anything after teaching all day.

I want to thank all of those who wished us well on Tuesday. I really think the positive vibes helped out!

I am resolving to loose a few pounds this year, head back to te gym, and be the best mom and wife I can be!

How about everyone else?